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Ok, before hoards of you attack me on my boat with rolled up "O" magazines and and subdue me with book club stickers hear me out.....
Is Oprah Satan? No, but she is evil. She did not start out that way, she began a humble journalist, a TV pioneer bringing us stories of triumph and hope. But as he empire grew so did her madness, the first sign of her impending eviltude was Steadmen her version of Katie Holmes, a beard so she can run around with her
Then she went really mad, bring on Dr, Phil...... A un-licensed shrink who just may love himself more than Queen "O". He is a polished trailer trash shrink who will shove his opinionated head into any media circus he can find, while he keeps his wife behind him with her stepford wife smile.
Next up was another pop Doctor. DR. OZ who's name sounds like he should be a prison inmate doctor on a softcore gay fetish porn tv show. Dr. Oz who seems to be a specialist in every medical specialty and oddity has become more trusted and quoted than webmd.com.
She fools us into thinking she is sweet by once a year giving away cars, fridges, vacation, and other stuff that her sponsors actually pay her to give away to screaming soccer moms.
So yes here I lay the proof that Oprah is evil. She will not destroy the world or kill puppies but she has become a master of TV cheese. Dumbing America down, and has really just became a caricature of herself, feeding crap and we eat it. For Christ sakes she brought us John & Kate that should be proof alone.