"BOOBS"
likes: my boobs, people looking at my boobs, inappropriate halter tops, welfare checks, lurking for men on myspace.
Dislikes: Winter Clothes, Skinny Bitches!, using a fork, Jogging
Seeking: men who will respect me for who i am inside,,,NOT, you must worship my boobs
"CATS"
Likes: Overplayed Broadway Musicals, Felines, Mascot costumes, Litter Box sex play, my 22 cats
Dislikes: Myself, people with self esteem, dogs, taxes on face paint, mice
Seeking: blind men, guys who like scratching posts, boys with sandpaper tongues, a ball of twine
"Narcoleptic"
Likes: naps, pillows, drool, pajamas, dream interpretation, counting sheep
Dislikes: stimulation, walking & talking, conversation, long walks in the park, coffee
Seeking: a man who likes to snuggle, guys with king sized memory foam beds, mutes
"The Realtor"
Likes: Seeing my photo on business cards & bus stop benches, Over priced condos, $15 Dollar martinis
Dislikes: Renters, the mortgage crisis, the homeless, pictures of me in the real world
Seeking: Men with 800 fico scores, guys with flipable homes, men who drive sports cars, a soul
" Milf for Sale"
Likes: Seeming desperate, prostitution, cats, bad personal choices, working at payless shoes
Dislikes: being divorced, days that are not halloween, my self respect, lack of affordable sex toys.
Seeking: men who see my lack of self respect as a bonus
"Look At Me!!"
LIkes: my reflection, not having any marketable skills, sex with 20 year olds, UFC, Ed Hardy shirts, Me, and Me. and bulimia
Dislikes: clothing, eating, people who read, cotton, snow, night clubs that make me wait in line, paying for my own drinks and blow.
Seeking: Men who drive BMWs, Porsches, Hummers, Men with barbed wire tattoos, men who have issues with women, sexy ex-cons. my daughters ex boyfriends
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